Brother Hyrum Woodruff, another member of the congregation, was also upset. "I didn't come here today to have to look at Brig's hairy ass. If I have to see anyone's ass in church, I'd rather it be Sister Camilla Benson's. Her ass is smaller and leaner... and has won the donkey race at the county fair the past two years."

Brother George Albert McKay, a blind member of the congretation, sat down next to the donkey, thinking that it was his wife. Bishop Newell Rigdon said that "it was a little amusing when George leaned over and tried to kiss Brig's ass."

Smith has promised to keep his ass out of church from now on.

Always good for a chuckle, thanks.