Asimov's 30 Laws of Robotics Par 3 (#21-30)


	Asimov's 30 Laws of Robotics Par 3 (#21-30)

revenantdm

7-16-2008 11:01 AM

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funny, robotics, laws, asimov, parody, witty

revenantdm says:

21-30 with lots of gaps in between. Hey, sorry, it has been a long night! Hope you liked it as I am out of here...

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