<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/ef347b5f-d74c-44ad-a4c5-49633fbf1a4d/EA1AEB0C-7DAB-42F4-8741-9B99B5CF3D02/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com/mc/welcome?.gx=&.rand=arftdi1vgi4ck&.gxopt=" href="http://us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com/mc/welcome?.gx=&.rand=arftdi1vgi4ck&.gxopt=" style="font-size: 11px;">us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com/mc/welcome?.gx=&.rand=arftdi1vgi4ck&.gxopt="><P align="center" class="EC_ecececececmsonormal"><B>A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns.  </B><BR /><B>Inside, he finds a couple in bed.</B> </P><P align="center" class="EC_ecececececmsonormal"><B><BR />He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. <BR />While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed <BR />the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, <BR /><DIV>then gets up & goes into the bathroom.</DIV><BR />While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:<BR />'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! <BR />He's probably spent a lot of time in prison <BR />and hasn't seen a woman in years. <BR />I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, <BR />don't resist, don't complain...do what ever he tells you. <BR />Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. <BR />This guy is obviously very dangerous. <BR />If he gets angry, he'll kill both of us.<BR /><DIV>Be strong, honey. I love you!'</DIV><BR />His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. <BR />He was whispering in my ear. <BR />He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, <BR />and asked if we had any Vaseline.  <BR />I told him it was in the bathroom. </B></P></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/EA1AEB0C-7DAB-42F4-8741-9B99B5CF3D02/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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