Dave Barry: Real candidates belch and reek


	Dave Barry: Real candidates belch and reek

CrazyRedHead

1-16-2008 7:09 AM

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"The Iowa/New Hampshire system is insane. It's like a 50-table restaurant with a big, varied menu, except that only two tables are allowed to order. If these two tables order clams, for example, or Michael Dukakis, that's what gets served to all the other tables. "

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