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	Things iPod Just Won't Do

Kellye316

6-12-2007 2:32 AM

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ipod, engrave, funny

Kellye316 says:

I found this on a site called nikarsrant.net and the whole page is at
http://www.vikarsrant.net/Jokes/iPodJustWontDo.htm and shows what iPod would engrave on the backs of iPods

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                  <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside <FONT color="#ff0000">*</FONT> 
                  </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Not to be used as a suppository. <FONT color="#ff0000">*</FONT><EM>~Umbralkin </EM>
                  </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">I cost more than three hookers. <FONT color="#ff0000">*</FONT><EM>~Umbralkin </EM>
                  </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">When my battery dies, so will you. <FONT color="#ff0000">*</FONT><EM>~Umbralkin </EM>
                  </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Not responsible for prolonged damage to the ear & brain. <FONT color="#ff0000">*</FONT>
                  </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">iPod Limited Edition: Retard Compatible. <FONT color="#ff0000">*</FONT><EM>~Jimmy4Kim </EM>
                  </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Rip, Mix, & Burn Do wn RIAA Headquarters <FONT color="#ff0000">*</FONT>
                  </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Cocaine and razor blade not included. <FONT color="#ff0000">*</FONT><EM>~ </EM><EM>Carl </EM>
                  </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Lick My Shiny Metal Ass <FONT color="#ff0000">*</FONT>                  
                  </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Karma is a bitch <FONT color="#ff0000">*</FONT>
                  </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Bad Mother Fucker <FONT color="#ff0000">*</FONT> (settled with "Bad Mother Fucka) <EM>~Ben </EM>
                  </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Something small & white that Enrique Eglasias Isn't In. <FONT color="#ff0000">*</FONT> ~wiredgargoyle
                  </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">I play with myself. <FONT color="#ff0000">*</FONT> ~ leonardom
                  </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Steal this? Will self destruct when used. <FONT color="#ff0000">*</FONT>
                  </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">iMasturbate five times a day <FONT color="#ff0000">*</FONT><EM>~rjones </EM>
                  </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">F uck Osama. <FONT color="#ff0000">*</FONT>
                  </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Screwing The RIAA One Download At A Time <FONT color="#ff0000">*</FONT><EM>~Mike P. </EM>
                  </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">I cost more per ounce than cocaine. <FONT color="#ff0000">*</FONT><EM>~dgcole </EM>
                  </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">This iPod will self destruct in 1 year. <FONT color="#ff0000">*</FONT><EM>~dale </EM>
                  </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Practice safe sex... Go FU*K yourself! <FONT color="#ff0000">*</FONT><EM>~whocares590 </EM>
                  </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Controls on reverse side, you STUPID FCUK! <FONT color="#ff0000">*</FONT><EM>~Christiaan </EM></LI>
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