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	 <H3 class="storytitle"><A rel="bookmark" href="http://notalwaysright.com/you-know-youve-had-too-much-to-drink-when/246">You Know You’ve Had Too Much To Drink When …</A></H3><DIV id="jobstyle">Restaurant - Bartender | Fairfax, VA, USA</DIV>
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		<P><STRONG>Customer:</STRONG> “I’ll have a margarita please.” </p> <P><EM>(I get a margarita and serve it to the woman.)</EM></p> <P><STRONG>Customer:</STRONG> “Excuse me, miss?  Can I please have another margarita? This one doesn’t have enough quatilia in it.”</p> <P><STRONG>Me:</STRONG> “Ma’am, your drink is strong, I can guarantee it.”</p> <P><STRONG>Customer:</STRONG> “How do you know there is enough quatilia in this?”</p> <P><STRONG>Me:</STRONG> “Because you said “quatilia.”</p> <P><STRONG>Customer:</STRONG> “Yeah, and?”</p> <P><STRONG>Me:</STRONG> “It’s called ‘tequila.’”</p> <P><EM>(Customer face turns a nice shade of crimson.)</EM></p> </DIV>
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