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	Bush grants more power to himself

billarming

10-21-2007 10:31 PM

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billarming says:

Is this a joke?

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10-21-2007 10:40 PM

vk2yoc

It;s a satirical site!

10-21-2007 11:13 PM

arifsali

Funny

10-22-2007 4:31 AM

mugofcoffee

Hats off to Americans! they do tolerate this guy! for me, a mug of coffee shall never be enough to cure of my headache, whenever I read something about this so-called Prez!

10-22-2007 7:05 AM

kenneth

Is this a "fucking joke" Or a fucking joke? I'm going grant myself more power to fucking grant myself fucking power.

10-22-2007 8:07 AM

tabsey

Amazing that the man has us believing he is capable of doing that. Is he taken as more than a buffoon, albeit a murderous buffoon, by anyone?

10-22-2007 8:50 AM

vk2yoc

Perhaps I should rephrase my earlier comment.

Yes it is a joke.

10-22-2007 8:52 AM

vk2yoc

However, I'm sure if he could, he would!

10-22-2007 11:27 AM

fauxpress

Truth hurts.

10-25-2007 2:14 PM

Perkalicious11

The Onion is a newspaper FULL of false stories. Not a single one true. Funny to read, but only because this hasn't happened yet...

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