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	Old Cowboy

Steve148

1-31-2009 3:55 PM

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Steve148 says:

Old Cowboy

You'd think that after you had lived to be 71 you'd know who you are...then along comes someone and blows it all to dickens........

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 about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.'</DIV><BR /><DIV>The two sat sipping in silence.</DIV><BR /><DIV>A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'</DIV><BR />He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.'</SPAN></FONT></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/E762073A-635A-47A0-A4D3-8CC8569E352F/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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