The Serious Fraud Office- Yes I know!

ratilfar

4-11-2008 12:18 AM

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A large water cooler sits in the middle of the set. Two middle age men in stand on either side of the device.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://ruinsofempire.blogspot.com/2008/04/serious-fraud-office-yesi-know.html"><DIV>Characters: Harold/Government Employee #1 (referred to as Harold/#1) and James/Government employee #2 (referred to as number James/#2):</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://ruinsofempire.blogspot.com/2008/04/serious-fraud-office-yesi-know.html"><DIV>James/#2: Hello Harold!</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://ruinsofempire.blogspot.com/2008/04/serious-fraud-office-yesi-know.html"><DIV>Harold/#1: Good morning James!</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://ruinsofempire.blogspot.com/2008/04/serious-fraud-office-yesi-know.html"><DIV>#2: The finally caught the napkin thief!</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://ruinsofempire.blogspot.com/2008/04/serious-fraud-office-yesi-know.html"><DIV>#1: Who was it?</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://ruinsofempire.blogspot.com/2008/04/serious-fraud-office-yesi-know.html"><DIV>#2: Mrs. Davis from accounting. Three packs of napkins and five, FIVE pencils.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://ruinsofempire.blogspot.com/2008/04/serious-fraud-office-yesi-know.html"><DIV>#1: Five you say?</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://ruinsofempire.blogspot.com/2008/04/serious-fraud-office-yesi-know.html"><DIV>#2: Five.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://ruinsofempire.blogspot.com/2008/04/serious-fraud-office-yesi-know.html"><DIV>#1: And did they catch the fellow stealing the soda from he back of the fridge in the break room?</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://ruinsofempire.blogspot.com/2008/04/serious-fraud-office-yesi-know.html"><DIV>#2: Mr. Butterscotch. I knew there was something fishy about him. To jumpy for my taste.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://ruinsofempire.blogspot.com/2008/04/serious-fraud-office-yesi-know.html"><DIV>#1: Indeed. I guess the Office for Somewhat Frivolous Fraud will take care of them.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://ruinsofempire.blogspot.com/2008/04/serious-fraud-office-yesi-know.html"><DIV>#2: Not really. Its the No So Serious Fraud Office now. Same chaps, different name.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://ruinsofempire.blogspot.com/2008/04/serious-fraud-office-yesi-know.html"><DIV>#1: Well I guess they had to change the name, I mean with a word like frivolous in the title nobody took them seriously.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://ruinsofempire.blogspot.com/2008/04/serious-fraud-office-yesi-know.html"><DIV>#2: True.</DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/E742A18F-08FD-4D72-976F-7677C15F3EE2/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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ratilfar says:

#1: But won't they be confused with the Serious Fraud Office?

#2: Oh I don't think so. One deals with stolen office supplies the other with multi-billion pound defense contracts. The difference is very clear.

#1: I see what you mean. Well good day James, have to get back to work.

#2: Take care Harold!

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