Astrological Light Bulbs


	Astrological Light Bulbs

murieleileen

2-5-2008 3:21 AM

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astrology, humor., light bulbs

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2-5-2008 3:30 AM

murieleileen

Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young and we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb ?

2-5-2008 3:36 AM

murieleileen

Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so....
Pisces: Lightbulb ? What lightbulb ?

2-5-2008 3:46 AM

Aribeth

great clip!

Just one. You want to make something of it?

That's me

2-5-2008 6:04 AM

carrerinyes

After arguing with mself for a while we have reached a verdict: Funny clip

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You want to make something of it? </P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.emofree.com/Humor/astrological-light-bulbs.htm"><P>Taurus: One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away. </P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.emofree.com/Humor/astrological-light-bulbs.htm"><P>Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done - they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done! </P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.emofree.com/Humor/astrological-light-bulbs.htm"><P>Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process. </P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.emofree.com/Humor/astrological-light-bulbs.htm"><P>Leo: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they're out. </P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.emofree.com/Humor/astrological-light-bulbs.htm"><P>Virgo: Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth. </P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.emofree.com/Humor/astrological-light-bulbs.htm"><P>Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you? </P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.emofree.com/Humor/astrological-light-bulbs.htm"><P>Scorpio: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order. </P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.emofree.com/Humor/astrological-light-bulbs.htm">Sagittarius</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.emofree.com/Humor/astrological-light-bulbs.htm">Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.emofree.com/Humor/astrological-light-bulbs.htm">Aquarius:</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.emofree.com/Humor/astrological-light-bulbs.htm">Pisces:</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.emofree.com/Humor/astrological-light-bulbs.htm">Author Unknown</blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/E71E4039-94A7-4CBF-89C7-2F7F395BDD54/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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