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	Self Improvement Advice from the Devil

Newfman

12-6-2007 10:06 PM

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Newfman says:

16 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

17 - Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

18 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

19 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.

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