Geography of the Sexes


	Geography of the Sexes

adamc

10-16-2006 2:57 PM

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sexes, man, woman, funny, humor

adamc says:

Hey, at least men are simple.

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10-17-2006 8:42 AM

anonymology

hahahah! Funny!

And we women don't have much to look foward to, it seems!

10-17-2006 8:59 AM

wildcat

Brilliant! thks for the clip

10-17-2006 9:00 AM

haraya

Next year, I shall be like America. Maybe then Borat will like me, hehe

10-17-2006 10:14 AM

egoldstein

great clip!

10-25-2006 10:12 PM

pthiefofhearts

Hey now, I wouldn't say it's that I've lost the war.... it's more like I've just surrendered.

Funny clip! Thanks.

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<BR />Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild,
<BR />naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

<BR />Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America; well developed and open to
<BR />trade, especially for someone with cash.

<BR />Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

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<BR />Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia; lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

<BR />Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia; very wide, and borders are now un-patrolled.

<BR />After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

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