Official ACORN Employment Application


	Official ACORN Employment Application

chestnut501

10-15-2008 5:33 AM

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acorn, voter fraud, politics, obama

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10-15-2008 9:36 AM

wiccantexan

Popped for humor.

10-15-2008 11:21 PM

darkeforce

Awww. Some republican-paid reporter learned to use FrontPage. How cute!

So much easier to make up the news, rather than going to all the bother of going out and actually finding real news.

10-16-2008 12:39 AM

chestnut501

It's only a joke. Nobody intended for it to be passed off as the real thing......really.

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