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	Married Life

gingembre

1-3-2008 5:16 PM

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gingembre says:

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1-3-2008 5:21 PM

dorine

1-3-2008 6:23 PM

Jorjor

This should give her a clue on where to hide the remote next time.

1-3-2008 6:43 PM

Socratoad

1-3-2008 10:44 PM

kkcapricorn

It's even funnier than the first time I heard it.
Thanks for the heat --- it's damn cold here.

1-4-2008 1:06 AM

thisnamecantbetaken

"Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work". - Gallagher

1-4-2008 3:15 AM

dakotayii

Damn..........

1-4-2008 9:28 AM

healthyskincare

how cute!

1-4-2008 11:15 AM

gzuckier

what did we used to do before there were remotes? Oh wait, this post helped me remember.

1-5-2008 9:11 PM

coconutshell

1-6-2008 3:07 PM

eemorningwood

A Man has to have access to the remote at all times

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