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	Intelligent Jokes

wiganfootie

11-13-2009 8:17 PM

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11-13-2009 10:19 PM

mcsmithblack

Just love Sherlock!

11-15-2009 12:45 AM

beanz

LMAO

11-15-2009 6:42 AM

carrerinyes

11-15-2009 9:50 AM

tazmanium

I heard the same joke only it was the lone ranger and tonto.

11-15-2009 12:51 PM

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