ratilfar says: Cont.... But it does raise the obvious question: If John McCain were a D&D character, what kind would he be? Our money is on some sort of shape-shifting offshore drill monster. But what you do think? Submit your McCain inspired D&D creature below: Pick a name, decide what kind of damage he can inflict in combat, and don't forget his special powers. Vote on your favorites. Threat Level will incorporate the winning entry into our next dungeon map, which is set in the vast caverns lurking beneath the Old Executive Office Building. It's obvious. McCain is a Succubush. But since he is a male form he would be an Incubush. A normal Incubus drains energy from the woman on whom it performs coitus in order to sustain itself. This was done with his first wife. The wife he abandon after he returned from his POW stint in Nam. Obviously she was not beautiful enough, even though she had stood by his side everyday and raised his children while he was away. Thus he began whoring around with other women because he wanted to be a 25 year old instead of a responsible married husband and father. The incubus (John McCain) settled on a younger, more lovely victim that to satiate his whoring lust. But in reality McCain is an "Incubush"... Yes, he certainly will suck the life out of the country, well whatever is left after Cheney "Dracul" is done with it. |
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