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	Witty Sayings 3

Wilhelmina

2-25-2007 2:24 PM

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witty, sayings, joke, jokes, one-liner, humour, humor

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2-25-2007 2:30 PM

Socratoad

Lots of chuckles on all three clips. Thank you Wilhelmina

2-26-2007 9:27 AM

Wilhelmina

You're welcome

I'm glad you like it because sometimes I find something funny but then I think "maybe that's juste me"... and usually it's just me lol

My favourite one is :
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

It really helped me at school... now I'm pretty good at pretending to be working lol

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