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	SPAM Haiku

CrazyRedHead

1-26-2007 1:01 AM

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2-14-2007 1:29 PM

Thorne

compressed pinkish flesh
golden gelitinous goo
get thee behind me

2-14-2007 2:04 PM

Thorne

Okay, it's official. You are now my token "Lighten up, Thorne" clipper. Thanks for the giggles.

2-14-2007 3:51 PM

bignosemousie

delicate piglet
oinkless in your tiny tin
happy on my tongue

2-14-2007 3:53 PM

DeeDeeNP

bignose mousie - i love it!

you're a born poet!

2-14-2007 7:24 PM

CrazyRedHead

Haha, good haiku guys -

Get thee behind me indeed, whether a reference to Satan or to my expanding backside.

2-15-2007 11:39 AM

bignosemousie

Aw, thanks, DeeDeeNP.

2-16-2007 12:19 PM

Thorne

Very good, @crazyredhead. I hadn't thought of the butt implications! It was meant as a temptation reference, but I really like your interpretation. BTW, I stopped by the site and sent my modest effort to Keola. I received the following gracious response:

Aloha eThorne!

An elegant verse! Mahalo for your generous contribution!

Moana Beamer

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Silent, former pig
one communal awareness
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Twist, pull the sharp lid
Jerks and cuts me deeply but
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My friend pork shoulder
I return to you.  this time
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And who dares mock Spam?
you?  you?  you are not worthy
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Oh tin of pink meat
I ponder what you may be:
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Pink tender morsel
Glistening with salty gel
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Ears, snouts, and innards,
A homogenous mass
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Highly unnatural
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Pink beefy temptress
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Old retired jocks to
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In mud you frolicked
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