What a mother REALLY means to say!


	What a mother REALLY means to say!

Hunnybun

6-25-2007 8:03 AM

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funny, honest, motherhood

Hunnybun says:

Yup, just about covers the whole 'what you mean when you actually say something else'......

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6-27-2007 6:15 PM

Lifestar

Pretty funny

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