Stop Alien Abductions!


	Stop Alien Abductions!

thisnamecantbetaken

11-14-2007 3:35 AM

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funny, mental illness, hats, helmets, tin foil hat, thought, screen, aliens, ufos

thisnamecantbetaken says:

Trivia titbit of the day! Tin foil hats are now officially called thought screen helmets! *LOL*

(Note to self: Avoid Velcro at all costs!)

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11-14-2007 11:09 AM

BartendingBear

I've always thought of them as Alcoa Armour.

11-14-2007 5:09 PM

kkcapricorn

The truth is out there......and they don't want to hear it.

11-15-2007 2:00 PM

doodleicious

my first thought on this was well now that i have gone an abducted the aliens? how can i discreetly put em back.....?

11-16-2007 7:24 AM

vk2yoc

I have a better solution, I just don't think!

At least I don't think I do.

I think, therefore I get abducted?

12-4-2007 7:29 AM

dirty2feet

ya just know...

1-15-2008 1:34 PM

bignosemousie

Useful and stylish! I'm sold.

3-6-2008 12:01 PM

carrerinyes

Mine didn't work :SHOCKED

3-6-2008 12:15 PM

swampfoxz

It's the extension cords that keep tripping me up.

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