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Dicey

11-4-2007 6:35 PM

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<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Great groups from little icons grow.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">C:  is the root of all directories.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Don't put all your hypes in one home page.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">The modem is the message.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Too many clicks spoil the browse.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">The geek shall inherit the earth.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">A chat has nine lives.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Don't byte off more than you can view.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Fax is stranger than fiction.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">What boots up must come down.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Will Windows never cease.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">In Gates we trust.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Virtual reality is its own reward.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Modulation in all things.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">A user and his leisure time are soon parted.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">There's no place like http: www.home.com</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Know what to expect before you connect.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Oh, what a tangled website we weave.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.</LI>
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