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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/690d9f12-c814-49c2-a813-c94ea2fba37d/E2E9A716-CFC1-4013-ACE6-CBFFFF8E033A/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke/244775#244775" href="http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke/244775#244775" style="font-size: 11px;">stackoverflow.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke/244775#244775"><DIV class="post-text"><P>A Cobol programmer made so much money doing Y2K remediation that he was able to have himself cryogenically frozen when he died.  One day in the future, he was unexpectedly resurrected.</p> <P>When he asked why he was unfrozen, he was told:</p> <P>"It's the year 9999 - and you know Cobol"</p> </DIV></blockquote><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/clip-icon.gif" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke/235307#235307" href="http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke/235307#235307" style="font-size: 11px;">stackoverflow.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke/235307#235307"><P>A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another. A lady walking by notices him and says
"Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"
"That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer"
"So? What's that got to do with anything?"
"We don't care about warnings. We only care about errors."</P></blockquote><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/clip-icon.gif" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke/273868#273868" href="http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke/273868#273868" style="font-size: 11px;">stackoverflow.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke/273868#273868"><DIV class="post-text"><P>If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.</p> <P>The rest of them will write Perl programs.</p> </DIV></blockquote><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/clip-icon.gif" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075?sort=votes&page=1" href="http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075?sort=votes&page=1" style="font-size: 11px;">stackoverflow.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075?sort=votes&page=1"><BLOCKQUOTE>
  <P><STRONG>Q:</STRONG> Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?</p> <P><STRONG>A:</STRONG> Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!</p> </BLOCKQUOTE></blockquote><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/clip-icon.gif" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke/234093#234093" href="http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke/234093#234093" style="font-size: 11px;">stackoverflow.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke/234093#234093"><DIV class="post-text"><P>Programming is like sex:</p> <P>One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. </p> </DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/E2E9A716-CFC1-4013-ACE6-CBFFFF8E033A/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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