The inimitable Liz Ryan sums up why iconoclasm is the only answer to change. (There's a bunch of pretty good advice about Facebook, too, if you're new to it, but I f*cking hate Facebook.)

Why do you f*cking hate Facebook?

Pointless, time-wasting apps.

Closed system.

Crappy user agreement.

("Other than that, how did you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?")

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Okay @arisali...that is, like, the best reply ever.

Understand. Yup, I can see that.