Hors d’oeuvres

Skewers of Unmitigated Gall

Fingerless Sandwiches

Record Dow Asiago-Spinach Dip

Mercury-Infused Bay Scallops with Deregulation Coulis

Chickenhawk Balls Wrapped in Old Glory


Choose one from the following courses:


Soup du Jour

Torture Chowder

Intellectually Dishonest Bisque

Puree of Lying Sack of Potato Soup


Salad

Segregated Greens with Reaganesque Croutons

Cryto-Fascist Pasto


Appetizers

Heartless Artichoke Tartine

Propagandistically Stuffed Mushrooms

Clams in a Half Cell

Indoctrinated Shrimp Cocktail


Entrees

Beef Orwellian

War on Terror Risotto

Shredded Constitution with Well-Placed Leeks

Bipartisan Turducken™

Cold Shoulder of Pork and Earmark Dumplings

Tax Refund Gruel with Coal Ash Croquettes

Half-Baked Change over Discouraging Pilaf


Dessert

Illegally Wiretapped Tiramisu

Cinnamon Renditioned Flan

Wingnut Brittle Gelato

Quid Pro Quo Cookies

Trickle-Down Huckleber

You do know that with most (all) State Dinners, the menu served is determined not by the host, but by the guest of honor.

Just saying