Obama keeps saying he’s “created or saved” different numbers of jobs, but the media seems credulous so I guess “created or saved” is a perfectly fine formulation (in an episode of Fringe perhaps). But anyway, regardless of the liberal fantasies, we might as well apply the phrase to lots of different things. By not going to McDonalds, I created or saved two cheeseburgers and a large fry. Cheney’s waterboarding terrorists created or saved thousands of Americans. I slowed down in the school zone, creating or saving three children.

And last but not least: By controlling my anger, I created or saved some dumb liberal's face.

If only Bush had thought of the phrase. Then when people kept throwing...

Obama keeps saying he’s “created or saved” different numbers of jobs, but the media seems credulous so I guess “created or saved” is a perfectly fine formulation (in an episode of Fringe perhaps). But anyway, regardless of the liberal fantasies, we might as well apply the phrase to lots of different things. By not going to McDonalds, I created or saved two cheeseburgers and a large fry. Cheney’s waterboarding terrorists created or saved thousands of Americans. I slowed down in the school zone, creating or saving three children.

And last but not least: By controlling my anger, I created or saved some dumb liberal's face.

If only Bush had thought of the phrase. Then when people kept throwing out numbers of how many civilians were killed in Iraq he could respond with the number of Iraqis he created or saved.