Trailer Park Haikus.


	Trailer Park Haikus.
thisnamecantbetaken
11-14-2008 8:08 AM
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11-14-2008 11:12 AM
nchnted
Just the thing to brighten my day! Thanks, thisnamecantbetaken, for a great clip!
11-14-2008 8:42 PM
lifecyce1898
Such vivid imagery
11-15-2008 4:44 AM
cakebelly
Fabulous clip, thanks
11-15-2008 3:12 PM
thisnamecantbetaken
You're all very welcome.
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Dumb-ass Verne’s been playing with
Gasoline again</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/funny-redneck-haikus-poety.html"><P>A NEW MOON</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/funny-redneck-haikus-poety.html"><P>Flashlights pierce the darkness
No nightcrawlers to be found
Guess we’ll gig some frogs</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/funny-redneck-haikus-poety.html"><P>ALONE</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/funny-redneck-haikus-poety.html"><P>Seeking solitude
Carl’s ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/funny-redneck-haikus-poety.html"><P>DESIRE</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/funny-redneck-haikus-poety.html"><P>Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
You are my cousin</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/funny-redneck-haikus-poety.html"><P>OFFERINGS</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/funny-redneck-haikus-poety.html"><P>Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggert</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/funny-redneck-haikus-poety.html"><P>DEPRIVED</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/funny-redneck-haikus-poety.html"><P>In Walmart toy aisle
Wailing boy want’s ‘rassling doll
Mama whups his ass</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/funny-redneck-haikus-poety.html"><P>IMPOUNDED</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/funny-redneck-haikus-poety.html"><P>Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/funny-redneck-haikus-poety.html"><P>PRIDE</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/funny-redneck-haikus-poety.html"><P>Grinning, he displays
The nine hundred beer cans
Filling pickup bed</P></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/E1CC8575-6098-4FB8-9EB2-40F32A279797/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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