So it's EXTORTION..no word about ADULTEROUS BEHAVIOR! Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm


	So it's EXTORTION..no word about ADULTEROUS BEHAVIOR! Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm

mountainpalm

10-3-2009 12:51 PM

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mountainpalm says:

Well, it certainly could happen to a nicer guy. The increasingly irascible and decreasingly funny late night talk show host announced to his audience Tuesday night that he has been the victim of an extortion plot. It seems the sarcastic leftist has been a serial adulterer with members of his staff, reportedly all female ones. Looks like the caustic native Hoosier has been caught without his Worldwide Pants.

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10-4-2009 7:00 AM

JackieDel

The women who bedded him should be publicly pilloried for having such appalling taste in men. Urgh.

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