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	The Replacement

4freedomstantra

5-14-2008 11:02 AM

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/ba6627c8-868b-443f-9e57-8dafee6facb0/E0F6282F-5EA2-4FEE-8D7D-303BFD4566AE/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.askaboutloveandsex.com/156-the-replacement/" href="http://www.askaboutloveandsex.com/156-the-replacement/" style="font-size: 11px;">www.askaboutloveandsex.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.askaboutloveandsex.com/156-the-replacement/"><DIV align="justify"><SPAN><FONT size="2">A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him, <EM>"You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever you choose, the person in that room will switch with you. They'll go to heaven and you'll take over until somebody switches with you. So go on, pick a room."</EM></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV align="justify"><SPAN><FONT size="2"> The devil leads him to the first room where someone is tied to a wall and is being whipped. The second room has someone being burned by a torch. The third has a man getting blown by a naked woman.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<P class="MsoNormal"><SPAN><FONT size="2"><DIV> <EM>"I choose this room!"</EM> the man says.</DIV>

<EM>"Very well,"</EM> the devil says. He walks up to the woman and taps her on the shoulder.
</FONT>       <EM><FONT size="2"></FONT></EM></SPAN></p> <P class="MsoNormal"><SPAN><EM><FONT size="2">"You can go now. I've found you're replacement."</FONT></EM></SPAN></P></DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/E0F6282F-5EA2-4FEE-8D7D-303BFD4566AE/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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