More: Moss, who admits that she had doubts when she first launched her personal naming service. "I thought, 'Who's going to want to pay us to help name their baby?' But a lot of people really need an outside, third-party, independent input. I was surprised at the demand."

Albert Mehrabian, professor emeritus of psychology at the University of California at Los Angeles and author of "The Baby Name Report Card." "The reaction your name prompts from other people can help form your personality.

For example, Chad scored consistently high in all categories, while Bud ranked low – including a zero in the "successful" category.

The worst names he has encountered include Fayle, Farm, and Latrina for girls, and Cobra, Jane, and Swindle for boys – "equivalent in intensity to the effects of dressing a boy in girls' clothing, or dying a child's hair blue or pink," he states in his findings.

Alfie, a derivation of Alfred, means "one who counsels the elves

LOL!! Unreal.

LOL! If ya get a chance check out George Carlin's take on the state of names. Funny stuff! Thanks.