<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/0b2a6d50-62d1-4adf-a608-767e8ef1cffc/E09E4AC5-2F3D-4A36-9356-B80F6259AC96/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://my.telegraph.co.uk/ricks_rants/november_2007/first_christmas_joke_this_year.htm" href="http://my.telegraph.co.uk/ricks_rants/november_2007/first_christmas_joke_this_year.htm" style="font-size: 11px;">my.telegraph.co.uk</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://my.telegraph.co.uk/ricks_rants/november_2007/first_christmas_joke_this_year.htm"><DIV>Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.</DIV><BR /><DIV>'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'</DIV><BR /><DIV>The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle,' he said.</DIV><BR /><DIV>'You may pass through the pearly gates,' Saint Peter said.</DIV><BR />The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.<BR /><DIV>He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'</DIV><BR /><DIV>Saint Peter said, 'You may pass through the pearly gates.'</DIV><BR /><DIV>The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.</DIV><BR /><DIV>St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'</DIV><BR /><DIV>The man replied, 'These are Carols.'</DIV><BR />And So The Christmas Season Begins......</blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/E09E4AC5-2F3D-4A36-9356-B80F6259AC96/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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