What to do in a terrorist attack #1


	What to do in a terrorist attack #1
Robatron
7-9-2007 1:46 PM
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Watch closely! These may save your life one day! (or more likely kill you)
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The US government has a new website, <A href="http://www.ready.gov">http://www.ready.gov</A>. displaying
public service symbols for terrorism readiness, in the tradition of the old "duck and cover" campaigns after WWII.
The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean
anything! Here are a few guesses about what they mean:
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loud.
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seeing a doctor.
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eyes, run the f*** away.
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about it.
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