God gave me Cookies


	God gave me Cookies

reimers

5-13-2009 9:26 PM

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wish god would give me cookies

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5-14-2009 12:51 AM

tanyamm

Let someone else taste them first. Wait awhile to see if there are any ill effects.

5-18-2009 1:41 AM

JediKnut

lol @ tanyamm!

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