Sorry guys, I know I kinda started it but I couldn't resist furthering the clipmarks mania.

Love it!

Oh my god, screw all this truck crap I was talking earlier. I had no idea the private jet was about to be rolled out! This plane looks pimpin'! Air Clipmarks is the only way to fly! Any seats left, Rich? I may not have a pilot's license but I'm a quick learner. I also promsie to provide a super music collection and smart-ass comments on demand!

I also promsie to provide a super music collection and smart-ass comments on demand!

The music thing is great but if there is any reason I'd reserve a seat for you, it's the smart-ass remarks!

I've found over the years that the people that can exchange smart-ass remarks without feeling offended are the more secure ones.

Now this is great, you finally "popped" the truck concept into the clouds! Rich, please reserve me a smoking-seat and I'm packing my bag

please reserve me a smoking-seat

Damn right! If I have anything to do with it, there will be a non-smoking section because the rest of the plane will be smoking.

Besides, what's an airborne party without that smoky atmosphere.

Besides, what's an airborne party without that smoky atmosphere.

A party that would include me. Count me out of any smoky Clipmarks parties. Blech!

But you're hurting me Bunnicula, I'm a smokey old man wandering around like a steam boat, who has nothing but his cigarette packs.

OK, I'll give you a secret: This is why I haven't visited America for years. I cannot stand an 8 hours flight without smoking. And, by the way, why are all these champagnes and whiskies on board, if they won't allow you smoke? Drinking without a cigarette? forget it!

I'm a smokey old man wandering around like a steam boat, who has nothing but his cigarette packs

Hahahahahahahaha boy what an analogy!

*sigh* The non-smoking zealots over here are as bad as the religious, PETA and other overloards. I was thinking of moving to Italy just for the freedom of smoking!

We need a picture of the truck sitting next to the plane under the billboard.

wow BBW, wots nxt?? a cruise ship???

BigBadWolf Strikes Again! Well done, mate!

But you're hurting me Bunnicula, I'm a smokey old man wandering around
like a steam boat, who has nothing but his cigarette packs.

Sorry, but you'll have to keep wandering. Unless, of course, you are wandering outside where there is lots of fresh air. Or maybe on that cruise ship...

The non-smoking zealots over here are as bad as the religious, PETA and other overloards.

I don't think that I have reached zealot status yet, but I would prefer to not be in a confined space with smokers because I can't breathe, get headaches, and get stinky.

Alright!!! Enough of this ruckus! There will be smoking only if I can bring a couple of cigars (Cuban ones are legal in Canada!). Romeo y Julieta #2, maybe a Cohiba. Hate cigarettes but like cigars once in a long while, on groovy occasions like this.

Of course we should have a non-smoking section though; don't want any Clip peeps like Bunnicula not joining in the chaos. Besides, those non-smokers are also know to get down with more energy & serious abandon.

Whoa where did this thread come from?

I hate cigars but if there is gonna be cigs, I guess we can't be too prejudice. We'll have to have an "open window" section then. Keep the plane below 10,000 feet?

And smoker or not.. I can get down with the best of them!

Plus, as much as I dig the occasional cigar, I do hate cigarette smoke. Prolonged exposure makes my eyes smart/water/red.

LOL, as Chief, I must say the smoking thing creates a huge risk for EXPLOSION. I mean, I do enjoy the occasional cigarette or cigar (or pipe for that matter), but from what I've heard, jet fuel is just flammable enough for this to be dangerous. But as an occasional smoker, I do have to agree with those who require sufficient airflow in the presence of smokers.

Ya know I hate to be a killjoy but you're taking this "Chief" thing a little too seriously. :/

Considering the length of the flights and that they only serve to get us to the cruise ship or R/V, I suppose I can hold off on the smoking as long as the inflight entertainment keeps my mind off it. I propose the clipmarks girl of the day be responsible for that while the clipmarks guy of the day makes the drinks.

I think that's a great system, Wolf. Girl of the day responsible for the entertainment, huh...I'll have to tweak my routine a little when it's my turn since I doubt there's a pole in that plane.

Don't worry, honey, the Chief stays on the ground. It's true though, I wouldn't get in the plane if I knew we were smoking on it. I don't wanna blow up! Life is full of "freak" accidents--or at least my life is. I don't need to go takin' chances like that. You want me around for this tour, don't you?

by Chief, I mean my sense of responsibility. Party Kristen is totally on board.