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	SLIP OF TONGUE

Rashid Malik

2-16-2007 1:31 AM

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Rashid Malik says:

Poor husband! Clever wife!

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2-17-2007 12:36 AM

k9riley99

Superb clip!

2-17-2007 3:41 AM

RecordSage

After his first response he was in trouble... good stuff

2-17-2007 6:23 AM

jamie_oz

he should have just stuck with ......NO..... : )

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