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	THE ANNOYING WIFE

thefoxalmighty

3-13-2007 2:18 AM

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very funny

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<BR /><DIV>
    Would You Remarry? </DIV>
 
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WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" </DIV>
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HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" </DIV>
<BR /><DIV>
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" </DIV>
<BR /><DIV>
HUSBAND: "Of course I do" </DIV>
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WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" </DIV>
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HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." </DIV>
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WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) </DIV>
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HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) </DIV>
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WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" </DIV>
<BR /><DIV>
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." </DIV>
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WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" </DIV>
<BR /><DIV>
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" </DIV>
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WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" </DIV>
<BR /><DIV>
HUSBAND: "Probably it is almost new." </DIV>
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WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" </DIV>
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HUSBAND: "That would seem to be the proper thing to do" </DIV>
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WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?" </DIV>
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HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." </DIV>
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WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" </DIV>
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HUSBAND: "No, she's left handed." </DIV>

WIFE: --silence--</TD></tr></table></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/DECC484F-3BC6-4A4E-9BCA-8C320F25E4BB/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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