Cool Quotes & Sayings


	Cool Quotes & Sayings
xbeckyax
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they get up in the morning that's the best they're going to feel all day.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://browseatwork.com/nph-proxy.cgi/000000A/http/www.liquidice.co.uk/quotes/coolquotes.html"><DIV>
"My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex".</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://browseatwork.com/nph-proxy.cgi/000000A/http/www.liquidice.co.uk/quotes/coolquotes.html"><DIV>
Camouflage condoms: So they won't see you coming.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://browseatwork.com/nph-proxy.cgi/000000A/http/www.liquidice.co.uk/quotes/coolquotes.html"><DIV>
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://browseatwork.com/nph-proxy.cgi/000000A/http/www.liquidice.co.uk/quotes/coolquotes.html"><DIV>
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://browseatwork.com/nph-proxy.cgi/000000A/http/www.liquidice.co.uk/quotes/coolquotes.html"><DIV>
I drink to make other people interesting.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://browseatwork.com/nph-proxy.cgi/000000A/http/www.liquidice.co.uk/quotes/coolquotes.html"><DIV>
I got a dog and named him "Stay". Now, I go "Come here, Stay!". After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://browseatwork.com/nph-proxy.cgi/000000A/http/www.liquidice.co.uk/quotes/coolquotes.html"><DIV>
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://browseatwork.com/nph-proxy.cgi/000000A/http/www.liquidice.co.uk/quotes/coolquotes.html"><DIV>
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://browseatwork.com/nph-proxy.cgi/000000A/http/www.liquidice.co.uk/quotes/coolquotes.html"><DIV>
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://browseatwork.com/nph-proxy.cgi/000000A/http/www.liquidice.co.uk/quotes/coolquotes.html"><DIV>
We spend nine months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://browseatwork.com/nph-proxy.cgi/000000A/http/www.liquidice.co.uk/quotes/coolquotes.html"><DIV>
I imagine a world of love, peace, and no wars. Then I imagine myself attacking that place because they would never expect it!</DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/DE929B87-3644-4187-AA02-5164435AFCB7/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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