How to Photograph a New Puppy

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	How to Photograph a New Puppy

ZeroRipper

2-14-2009 6:17 AM

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puppy, photograph, dog

ZeroRipper says:

Doggy, doggy, be nice ;}

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2-14-2009 8:11 AM

ratilfar

2-14-2009 11:50 AM

tanyamm

Funny

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<BR /><DIV>2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
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<BR /><DIV>3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
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<BR /><DIV>4. Choose a suitable background for photo.
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<BR /><DIV>5. Mount camera on tripod and focus.
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<BR /><DIV>6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.
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<BR /><DIV>7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.
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<BR /><DIV>8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.
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<BR /><DIV>9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand.
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<BR /><DIV>10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.
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<BR /><DIV>11. Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
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<BR /><DIV>12. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.
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<BR /><DIV>13. Put magazines back on coffee table.
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<BR /><DIV>14. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head.
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<BR /><DIV>15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.
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<BR /><DIV>16. Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, "No,outside! No, outside!"
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<BR /><DIV>17. Clean up mess.
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<BR /><DIV>18. Fix a drink.
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