UBER FUNNY caption Contest!


	UBER FUNNY caption Contest!
cosmic_kitten1
7-18-2009 2:23 PM
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funny, caption, cracked, awesome, humor, humour
cosmic_kitten1 says:
Funny photos. Funnier captions. Submitted by YOU. Voted on by the People. Think you're funnier than this week's winners? Contribute your own.
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7-18-2009 2:53 PM
chestnut501
I could never beat this captions, they're hillarious.
7-19-2009 2:45 PM
lollipop10
Love the sausage one!
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