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	A Little Humor.

bookwormy

5-29-2009 7:42 PM

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bookwormy says:

Maybe very little. They're old jokes but what the heck. I'm having a slow clips day. Would that be called an "E-CLIPS"?

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5-29-2009 9:44 PM

chestnut501

You may be slow but at least you're witty.

5-30-2009 5:14 AM

zadoz

hadn't heard the hole in juan one b 4 ...lol

5-30-2009 5:26 AM

Deepti

I haven't come across any of them except for the 'just a minute' joke

5-30-2009 11:20 AM

tanyamm

_-clips

That's funny!

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