The Secrets of Santa Claus Revealed


	The Secrets of Santa Claus Revealed
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12-24-2008 1:45 PM
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12-24-2008 9:09 PM
chestnut501
When I was a kid, I was willing to settle for, "It's magic".
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			<A title="The Secrets of Santa Claus Revealed" href="http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/the-secrets-of-santa-claus-revealed/offbeat-news" linkindex="9" set="yes">The Secrets of Santa Claus Revealed</A>
		</H2></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/the-secrets-of-santa-claus-revealed/offbeat-news"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/img/72C073D8-3ED1-48BC-B7D0-4494316DD832" alt="santa_claus_11sfw" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/the-secrets-of-santa-claus-revealed/offbeat-news"><P>Dr. Larry Silverberg believes that Santa Claus is a technological genius. He explains how Santa manages this feat by exploiting the space time continuum. The scientist says that Santa understands that space stretches — you can stretch time and compress space, in essence giving him 6 Santa months to deliver the presents.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/the-secrets-of-santa-claus-revealed/offbeat-news"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/img/720C6493-F662-40DE-BDA1-2E0D3259B8CB" alt="santa_claus_5sfw" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/the-secrets-of-santa-claus-revealed/offbeat-news"><P>“We believe that he uses nanotechnology to grow the presents under the tree, and has figured out how to turn irreversible thermodemic processes into reversible ones. So he really starts with soot and natural materials, puts them under the tree, and grows them in a reverse process to create the presents, wrapping it all.” says Silverberg.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/the-secrets-of-santa-claus-revealed/offbeat-news"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/img/17E93BF2-A021-40B5-BEE5-1431A43A23CC" alt="santa_claus_6sfw" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/the-secrets-of-santa-claus-revealed/offbeat-news"><P>“Before the entire process begins, Santa Claus listens to children’s thoughts. 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