You really don't want to look, but you do, I know you do. More pictures at source. No nudity, but... don't say I didn't warn you.

Aieeee! My eyes!

No, no, no. This extremely heterosexual woman says OMG NO THAT'S HORRIBLE.

Besides, what about once the fella wearing the swimsuit is a little less... excited? Wouldn't having a flaccid little sleeve flopping loose up front be utterly humiliating?

Really, now. Square-legged trunks. Both flattering AND practical!

RED?!?! Please NOT red. Green or Yellow maybe. But NOT red!!!

They definitely look better in red.

Looks like Henry VIII's armor. Ever see the cup on that beast?

And it reminds me that the CIA supposedly cooked up a plot in the early 1950s to buy thousands of extra-large condoms, mark them USA Average, and air-drop them over the Soviet Union.

I don't think it happened. But it was a plan. And just foolish, rather than their usual more pernicious type.

Scary.

OMG. Suppliers name and address please.

Wonder if it's got an extension built in for the "smaller" man