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Fun with American Schools!
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3-23-2007 7:22 AM
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3-24-2007
6:18 AM
sharkman
HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!!
Stupid American Lazy Kids!!!!!!
3-24-2007
2:33 PM
tennisartist
THAT IS SO WRONG. I SWEAR.
8-26-2007
9:41 AM
Jackychanman
These are some of the only jokes I can say to kids without getting into too much trouble.
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Now class, who discovered America? <BR />CLASS : Maria......!!!!!</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://geekswithblogs.net/Mohamed/archive/2007/03/23/Fun_American_Schools_aka_Kids_in_schools.aspx">TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? <BR />DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!<BR />TEACHER : What are you talking about?<BR />DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://geekswithblogs.net/Mohamed/archive/2007/03/23/Fun_American_Schools_aka_Kids_in_schools.aspx">TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we <BR /> didn't have ten years ago.<BR />WINNIE : Me!</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://geekswithblogs.net/Mohamed/archive/2007/03/23/Fun_American_Schools_aka_Kids_in_schools.aspx">TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." <BR />MILLIE : I is...<BR />TEACHER : No, Millie..... 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