Fun with American Schools!


	Fun with American Schools!

travislaborde

3-23-2007 7:22 AM

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3-24-2007 6:18 AM

sharkman

HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!!

Stupid American Lazy Kids!!!!!!

3-24-2007 2:33 PM

tennisartist

THAT IS SO WRONG. I SWEAR.

8-26-2007 9:41 AM

Jackychanman

These are some of the only jokes I can say to kids without getting into too much trouble.

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