Since people are entertaining the idea that we should ban gay adoption because an allegedly gay man is accused of molesting his adopted son, I think it is only fair that we ask, in light of this incident, if we should ban marriages involving straight men, economists, or Ivy League professors.

Professors can be very kinky people

especially the ones with Phds. The ones I had in college, I would have been afraid to let out in the rain, they might be like a goose, look up and drown. Some of them have spent entirely too much time in libraries and laboratories, to have much in the way of common sense and anything in common with ordinary folk. Kinky????
More like abnormal.