<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/2e05a91f-9dcc-4734-bdac-37756bfc8fac/DB409957-5D22-4F28-B238-F083C3CD4A75/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/business_jokes.html" href="http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/business_jokes.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.digitaldreamdoor.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/business_jokes.html"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD valign="top" bgcolor="%23ffffff" align="left"><DIV> <FONT size="2" face="arial" color="%23000000"> What makes life 100%? </FONT></DIV> <FONT size="2" face="arial" color="%23005c5c"><DIV> Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? </DIV><BR /><DIV> We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%. </DIV><BR /><DIV> How about achieving 103%?</DIV><BR /><DIV> Here's a little math that might prove helpful. </DIV> If: <BR /><DIV> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z </DIV> is represented as: <BR /><DIV> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 </DIV> then: <BR /> H A R D W O R K <BR /><DIV> 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% </DIV> K N O W L E D G E <BR /><DIV> 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% </DIV> but: <BR /> A T T I T U D E <BR /><DIV> 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% </DIV> and: B U L L S H I T <BR /><DIV> 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% </DIV> So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,<BR /><DIV> attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. </DIV><BR /><DIV> And look how far this will take you... </DIV> A S S K I S S I N G <BR /><DIV> 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%</DIV> Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :) </FONT></TD></tr></table></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/DB409957-5D22-4F28-B238-F083C3CD4A75/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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