How to get ahead in the workplace


	How to get ahead in the workplace

pinkziab

11-14-2006 6:36 PM

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What makes life 100%? </FONT></DIV>
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Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? </DIV><BR /><DIV>
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%. </DIV><BR /><DIV>
How about achieving 103%?</DIV><BR /><DIV>
Here's a little math that might prove helpful. </DIV>
If: <BR /><DIV>
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z </DIV>
is represented as: <BR /><DIV>
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 </DIV>
then: <BR />
H A R D W O R K <BR /><DIV>
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% </DIV>
K N O W L E D G E <BR /><DIV>
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% </DIV>
but: <BR />
A T T I T U D E <BR /><DIV>
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% </DIV>
and: 
B U L L S H I T <BR /><DIV>
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% </DIV>
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,<BR /><DIV>
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. </DIV><BR /><DIV>
And look how far this will take you... </DIV>
A S S K I S S I N G <BR /><DIV>
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%</DIV>
Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :) 
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