· Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I'm not a bitch. Maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies - Bette Davis

· His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork - Mae West[

· Mr Maugham, I have two words left to say to you, and the second one is "off" - Tallulah Bankhead to Somerset Maugham ( after been turned down for one of his plays)

· If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised - Dorothy Parker

· Acting is the most minor of gifts. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four - Katharine Hepburn

· She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong - Mae West

· She runs the gamut of emotions from

best bitch quote i heard only recently was from Brittany Murphy , ex-gal of Ashton Kutcher...who is now married to Demi Moore, 15 years his senior.

This is supposedly what Brit said after just learning of her ex's new may/december relationship with Demi:

" he doesn't care about age difference --and she doesn't care about size"

meowwww, roflmao!

Ouch!