during his probationary period [three years after release] will immediately trigger the conversion of his sentence to dog years. For the purposes of the conversion, Defendant’s sentence will be multiplied by the commonly accepted factor of seven.”

Vick completed the 23-month term earlier this year. After receiving high-profile endorsements from perennially naïve nice guy and former Colts coach Tony Dungy, he convinced the Eagles to sign him as a backup quarterback in Philadelphia, where he hopes to reignite his stalled career.

What qualifies as boorish behavior was not explicitly laid out by Judge Hudson, but according to federal prosecutors, the serious nature of Vick’s earlier transgressions “really lowers the bar” in terms of applying that definition.

Judge Hudson could not be reached for comment, but Lawrence Seacone, a legal analyst who holds a doctorate in Mastery of the Obvious, said the judge was “likely sending a message, likely trying to engage in a little poetic justice while at the same time getting something practical done by applying dog years to a man who really had a negative impact on many dozens of dogs’ lives.”

Bad Michael !

so does that mean he has to return to jail? bad boy!

...if only he had to return to the slammer. That would be a fate far more just than those poor dogs suffered. I don't
believe 23 months was even half the time he deserved.