Now the bikes of Britain will be safe.

Where do you think those little tricycles and unicycles come from?

The soul of mankind is definitely depraved and mired in depravity. The devil made me do it?

skwirlinator !!

Skwirl!

may be it`s a new kind of pedal-phil ? ....

I can imagine the peace being disturbed by hysterical laughter. Who was the screamer Him or the bike. He should have greased the axles. So much for his plans to work his way up to a tandem. Perhaps he should have started with a Unicycle. ( I know the one liners will keep coming, but I'm sure he'll inspire a few comedians.)
Obviously Genetic Engineering is beyond him, so he's just stuck with engineering.

I guess there is more than one way to ride a bike.

debbyski

I don't know whether to pop this for the clip or the wisecracks

well said ljdesign. the cracks of the wise are all the fun here, not ?? ....

I don't know who to laugh at first sqwirl or debbyski... and second.... i'd of thought the spokes would hurt!

OUCH! Guess he had to pedal his way out of that one....

@ skwirl & Deb. You guys are gonna kill me

Eyyww... I "love" my bike too but not like that :S

So, they labeled him a sex-offender. I wonder if he is barred from cruising bicycle shops, too.

The friends on http://nudistconnect.com will like so much

and i thought i'd heard of everything

Skwirl & debby!!! popped for your comments!!!

why do we need to know this?

So, they labeled him a sex-offender. I wonder if he is barred from cruising bicycle shops, too.

He's not allowed to live withing 50 meters of a bike rack.

That bicycle grease is a mess.

He calls news coverage of bike marathons 'PORN"

He coined the phrase "Nice handlebars"

He found a new use for 'Chain Lube"

In his apartment they found a box of handle grips with a strange creamy substance in them.

One night the police caught him in a bike repair shop because he fell asleep. I guess he was 'Tired"

He likes it when they twirl their handlebar streamers.

He got a little goose neck

He is a spoke licking pedal file.

He is fond of those HUGE banana seats

He hangs out at a sissy bar.

He is a spoke licking pedal file.

He hangs out at a sissy bar.

Brilliant, Skwirl !

He had a girlfriend but he had to 'fender off'

Even now he wishes he could be 'inner tube'.

pop for the comments

Thank ypu!

comments are better than the clip
yooohhhoooo

He is now on the Sex-On-Fenders list

He had an affair with a motorcycle but she was a hog

He wants it to 'seat on his face'

He was looking for a long hard ride

His last one was a huffy

As Pierre Trudeau said