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	I want a monkey

jorosi

8-6-2007 7:13 PM

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monkey, swat, police

jorosi says:

I totally want a monkey that way I can dress it up in armor and battle it

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8-6-2007 7:42 PM

righthand

No, real monkeys in uniform doesn't do it for me. There are enough monkeys in uniform already! Ha ha

8-6-2007 9:36 PM

skwirlinator

Next year you can get one from the White House really cheap. It may throw poop at you tho.

8-7-2007 8:27 PM

cptenaud

Will they give him a Glock and a badge?
What will his retirement benefits be?
Is his celery going to be peanuts or bananas?
Can he frisk you?

8-8-2007 5:26 PM

Amergin

Yeah Imagine coming home in the car, fed up up with your day. You kick in the door and scream "prepare for war monkey"
Reminds me of the evil one in Malcolm in the Middle.

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