<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/1801e77f-a315-4318-886f-d1477c19715a/D8EEFC9F-B9D6-4290-BC16-EC0863D9941C/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Physics_doesn%27t_exist%2C_its_all_about_Gnomes&oldid=3470310" href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Physics_doesn%27t_exist%2C_its_all_about_Gnomes&oldid=3470310" style="font-size: 11px;">uncyclopedia.wikia.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Physics_doesn%27t_exist%2C_its_all_about_Gnomes&oldid=3470310"><H1 class="firstHeading">Physics doesn't exist, its all about Gnomes</H1></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Physics_doesn%27t_exist%2C_its_all_about_Gnomes&oldid=3470310"><SPAN class="mw-headline">Electricity</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Physics_doesn%27t_exist%2C_its_all_about_Gnomes&oldid=3470310"><P>Inside cables there are hundreds of tiny gnomes 'high-fiving' each other and running around swapping messages. This transfer of messages allows things to work, e.g. the gnomes in a plug socket tell the gnomes in the wire, who eventually tell the gnomes in (say) a kettle to <A title="Fart" href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fart">fart</A> in the water allowing it to boil. </P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Physics_doesn%27t_exist%2C_its_all_about_Gnomes&oldid=3470310"><H3><SPAN class="editsection">[<A rel="nofollow" title="Edit section: Anti-matter" href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Physics_doesn%27t_exist%2C_its_all_about_Gnomes&action=edit&section=7">edit</A>]</SPAN> <SPAN class="mw-headline">Anti-matter</SPAN></H3></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Physics_doesn%27t_exist%2C_its_all_about_Gnomes&oldid=3470310"><P>Now this is a little more complicated. There are <A title="Evil" href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Evil">evil</A> gnomes. These make up <A title="Anti-matter" href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Anti-matter">anti-matter</A>. Done. </P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Physics_doesn%27t_exist%2C_its_all_about_Gnomes&oldid=3470310"><SPAN class="mw-headline">Computers</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Physics_doesn%27t_exist%2C_its_all_about_Gnomes&oldid=3470310"><P><A title="Computers" href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Computers">Computers</A> are run by tiny gnomes. They do all the work sat at tiny desks inside your <A title="PC" href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/PC">PC</A>. When you turn it off they can all go home and have a rest before they are needed again. The screen is in fact an arrangement of gnomes wearing different colour hats. </P></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/D8EEFC9F-B9D6-4290-BC16-EC0863D9941C/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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