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	No sex tonight!

hitchhiker08

3-6-2008 5:44 AM

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hitchhiker08 says:

When the shoe is on the other foot...it just doesn't fit, right?!

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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
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never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
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FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
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like it, I just want you to hold me."
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I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
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Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/60286784.html"><DIV>
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
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